Monday
Sep162013
Mary Dolly Kyrie the Punished, excerpt
Monday, September 16, 2013 at 11:28PM
Perhaps some of you diligent readers will recall that I wrote a play a while back, called Mary Dolly Kyrie the Punished. I posted a cover letter that I sent with the play to try to get it produced.
Well, it's getting performed next weekend! Not because of the cover letter--those people didn't want it. But UW-Parkside sure does, possibly because they commissioned it. I'm all sorts of excited to see it, so come out to Studio A of the Rita Tallent Picken Regional Center for Arts and Humanities at UWP on Friday & Saturday at 7:30, or Sunday at 2:00. You may just see me there!
(don't bet on Friday night. Smart money's on Saturday. We'll see about Sunday)
Also, here's an excerpt to whet your appetite:
BETH: I don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea. Because I’m a rebel, not a lesson-learner. The only lesson I wanna learn ya is that being free and in a car is the best thing ever, and bein’ rule-abidin’ and stuck up is for squares.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: (Pause.) You’ve made your point.
BETH: Well. Good. That’s why I yelled it.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: It worked.
BETH: I’m glad. (Looks out past Mary Dolly Kyrie. Shudders and looks away.) That grass is greener shit is shit if I have any say in it and I do. Can’t look at What’s Out There and not think that maybe we have the greenest grass they ever was. I mean, look at What’s Out There. I know they say’s you see What’s Out There different than the rest of us, and maybe that makes our grass a little less green or something. But I don’t see nothing that doesn’t make me want to get in a car and just start driving.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: You’ve made your point, Beth.
BETH: I can talk about something else if that’s what you think is best.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: I do.
BETH: I just—been out here with you how many nights now. Run out of things to talk about. So I just. I just. One more reason to have Ricky come on out here with you. I’ve spent enough time with you holdin’ the fence.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: Agreed.
BETH: Soooooooooooo… oh, I been wonderin’ about whether or not this is true. Who is it named you, Mary Dolly Kyrie?
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: What’s Out There did.
BETH: (Hesitantly.) And what about your title?
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: What’s Out There likes hearing you say the title.
BETH: Shit it do? Don’t fuck with me about a thing like that.
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: Never gets tired of it.
BETH: Shit. Well, um… should I rephrase the whole question, then?
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: Yes.
BETH: All right. Mary Dolly Kyrie, where did… wait, I can’t start the question with your name and then say it again at the end, can I?
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: You shouldn’t.
BETH: That’s what I thought. All right then. So, who is it named you Mary Dolly Kyrie the Punished?
MARY DOLLY KYRIE: What’s Out There did.
BETH: Well, shiiiiiit. I s’pose no one in their right mind would name a girl Mary Dolly Kyrie the Punished, least not anyone in their right mind that I know. (BETH looks out past MARY DOLLY KYRIE.) Still. That’s a little damn creepy from my way of thinking. (Yells.) Not to offend, or anything! (Whispers.) What’s Out There right now, Mary Dolly? Mary Dolly?
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