This is about video games.

So I went into the bathroom to take a leak during break.  I noticed the handicapped stall door was closed, so assumed someone was in there.  I approached the urinal, unzipped, and heard a weird noise. 

Not from my pants.  From the stall. 

A weird mechanical sort of creaking.  Hopefully not human. 

It was distracting.  But I gave peeing another go, and then heard it again.  Louder. 

I was determined to leak this time, so I'm about to go--and the sound happens twice, in combination with a shuffling of clothes around ankles.  As I decide that first sound was just the toilet seat straining under pressure, I hear the following from the stall:

1.  Shuffling

2.  Footsteps

3.  Panic

4.  "Oh shhhhhh-"

5.  Slams on the stall door

6.  Absolutely nothing else

Something something video games improving hand-eye coordination.